Sixteen Haikus

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Mon, 15 Apr 2013 23:20:39 -0400

A German volcano enthusiast shot these images of lightening bolts blasting out of a Japanese...

Fri, 15 Mar 2013 10:42:57 -0400

A German volcano enthusiast shot these images of lightening bolts blasting out of a Japanese volcano.

Rietze captured lightning erupting from the billowing smoke and ash—an unlikely phenomenon that NASA says is not yet fully understood. According to one Smithsonian article, there are actually two sorts: One occurs when charged gases meet cool air, similar to the way lighting occurs in thunderstorms. The other, which is what Rietze captured, was only recently discovered and is even less understood. It occurs continuously at the mouth of the volcano as it’s erupting, and seems to stem from the collision of highly charged lava and rocks: “There’s some mechanism in there that’s making it come out charged,” scientist Ronald Thomas told the Eric Jaffe.

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Sat, 23 Feb 2013 01:33:51 -0500

nevver: Never quit

Thu, 17 Jan 2013 22:04:04 -0500

nevver:

Never quit

nevver: I’ll drive

Thu, 17 Jan 2013 22:00:42 -0500

nevver:

I’ll drive

nevver: Epidemic Share

Thu, 17 Jan 2013 22:00:20 -0500

nevver:

Epidemic

justchola: last night this girl

Sun, 13 Jan 2013 12:27:55 -0500

justchola:

last night

this girl

hurtos: Central Park. Joel Meyerowitz, 1965.

Sun, 13 Jan 2013 12:23:03 -0500

hurtos:

Central Park. Joel Meyerowitz, 1965.

we are all left-handed

Sat, 12 Jan 2013 14:04:00 -0500

we are all left-handed

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Sat, 12 Jan 2013 13:12:32 -0500

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Wed, 09 Jan 2013 21:31:15 -0500

libels: Kathleen Hanna

Wed, 09 Jan 2013 21:06:31 -0500

libels:

Kathleen Hanna

And now I have tape all over my face.

Wed, 09 Jan 2013 20:23:16 -0500

And now I have tape all over my face.

Budget $23 for the next seven days. overspend by $8 on day one, live on $10 for days two and...

Wed, 09 Jan 2013 00:20:00 -0500

Budget $23 for the next seven days. overspend by $8 on day one, live on $10 for days two and three.

Stop pouring Draino down the kitchen sink. get a wrench(?) and remove the coffee grounds that keep getting poured down the drain. get a strainer. stop pouring coffee grounds down the drain.

Conduct 30-minute-eyes-making session with a handsome devil some night; hand over your number and do not say I’ve never done that before when he calls, even though it’s true.

Renew magazine subscription so there is no staring longingly at people on the ‘el reading the first 2013 issue of the New Yorker.

Snuggle the kitties.

Beg t-mobile to give you until the 15th and to please reconsider shutting off your phone; don’t let Christmas rape you again.

Watch “The West Wing” every night for three days; dream vaguely of the White House every night for the rest of the week.

Remember to do the math when psychosis starts: ovulation + 4 days » hell; d-day = clarity/harmony (so don’t worry).

Fantasize about conversations; have them.

Don’t smoke a cigarette right before getting on the bus/train (*quit smoking).

Kind.

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Mon, 07 Jan 2013 20:15:06 -0500

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Sun, 06 Jan 2013 14:47:32 -0500

Feel like a bitch

Sun, 06 Jan 2013 14:15:00 -0500

Feel like a bitch

someday, lady I'm just gonna get on that plane.

Sun, 06 Jan 2013 14:06:16 -0500

and if you don’t, i will.

(Chicago is beautiful in the springtime; all two weeks of it).

would it help if I found us a boat?

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Sun, 06 Jan 2013 13:51:12 -0500

baldespendus: Lauren Bacall. Unattributed.

Sun, 06 Jan 2013 12:44:26 -0500

baldespendus:

Lauren Bacall. Unattributed.